It's pronounced "Party Poison"
welcum 2 my twisted mind...
A not-very-young gamer sits at their computer. It just so
happens that today, [INSERT CURRENT DATE], is of no imortance
in particular. They are simply gaming, as per usual.
Though it was roughly 26 years ago that this gamer was given life,
it was only about 7 years ago that they
chose the name KRIS.
You, RANDOM INTERNET USER, have stumbled upon Kris's WEBPAGE.
What will you do?
=> USER: ENTER THE GAMER ZONE
