welcum 2 my twisted mind...
A not-very-young gamer sits at their computer. It just so happens that today, [INSERT CURRENT DATE],
is of no imortance in particular. They are simply gaming, as per usual.
Though it was roughly
26 years ago that this gamer was given life, it was only about 7 years ago that they chose the name
KRIS.
You, RANDOM INTERNET USER, have stumbled upon Kris's WEBPAGE.
You take a MOMENT TO CONSIDER the following:
- This website is intended for users over the age of SIXTEEN.
- This website contains ADULT LANGUAGE.
- This website contains SOME FLASHING ELEMENTS that, while SMALL, still
may POSE A RISK to some PHOTOSENSITIVE INDIVIDUALS.
- This website is OPTIMIZED FOR DESKTOP BROWSERS but is still FUNCTIONAL ON MOBILE,
with a few MINOR HICCUPS.
- The webmaster is a HUGE NERD.
What will you do?
=> USER: ENTER THE GAMER ZONE
=> USER: ESCAPE AND VOW TO NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN